May 2013
24 posts
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
April 2013
54 posts
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
singing-pixie:
whatshouldtheatrecallme:
everdeen13:
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
i actually prefer gay plays
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
mechbeth:
nudityandnerdery:
speakerwiggin:
zohbugg:
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life...
laugh-addict:
When someone has the same Birthday as you.
When someone has the same name as you.
When someone is friends with your friends.
When someone likes your favorite band
When someone looks at something I have.
thesmoshfangirl:
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
christianity: god hates fags
satanism: you'll be accepted no matter what.
christianity: you better worship us hardcore or you go to hell
satanism: rituals are good, indeed, but not necessary, you're not forced.
christianity: you better love everyone around you and god a lot
satanism: it's stupid to think you can love everyone, love is an important feeling and you can't give it away to the ones who don't deserve it.
christianity: respect others no matter what
satanism: respect the ones who respect you.
eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
